You won’t believe the crazy things I’m learning how to do.

I’m learning how to juggle, ride a unicycle too.

I now know how to twist ballons

In many different shapes,

And how to make a costume

Out of multi-colored drapes.

I’ve learned to run in floopy shoes

And how to dye my hair.

I’ve even learned the graceful art

Of dancing with bear.

For when we moved, although we could

Have picked feom many towns,

The place we moved had jus one school;

A school for training clowns.